Welcome to my website. If you’ve never been to a website before let me help you find your way around.

Blog is where you will find general writings, goofs, and jabber.

Bio will tell you some things that I’ve done. This section is designed to inspire you to give me money.

Shows will tell you where I’m slinging jokes at the moment.

Photography will show you my pictures. Hire me for this too. Please. My children are so hungry.

Book Me will help you book me on your show, hire me to write for your website, or have me take pictures for your event. If you’ve always dreamed of giving John-Michael Bond money this part of the site is just for you.